"Taking part in surveys is our God-given
American patriotic right!"
--Mrs. Mary Luellen Anderson-Swanson III

Welcome to the
American Lifestyle Survey (A.L.S.): A Survey for the Modern Consumer. The A.L.S. is a humor book that tracks American culture. Voice your misguided opinions! Learn what those other surveys don't want you to know about: Cookies, Game Shows, Credit Cards, Sexuality, Religion, Coupons, Robotic Dogs, Christmas, & More!

The A.L.S. is a printed humor book. It's 144 pages of fun. There's exclusive categories in the printed book that you can't find online, including: Science, The War, Religion and more.

So express your opinions online and order the book today!

Warning: Answering polls may wrongly make you think your opinions matter.

Note: It is very satisfying to participate in polls and surveys, which more and more are shaping our world instead of merely reflecting it. Polls will probably decide the 2008 election. Enjoy voicing your opinion!

How do I vote?

It's easy to make your voice heard!

Just select the name of a category from the left hand menu and you will be brought to your first question. Select your answer and click on the VOTE button. Voila!

Each category has an optional skip question that let's you bypass answering the questions in that category.

When you are finished with all the questions in a category you will automatically be brought to the RESULTS page where you can see how other people voted. From there, you can pick a new category on the left or click on NEXT to have your computer select the next category for you.

A special category of questions are called WORKSHOP questions. In a WORKSHOP you get to pick and choose the features that are most important to you.

Names of completed categories turn RED after participating in them. So, BLUE categories are the ones you still have to do. If you just arrived here and are reading this first they'll all be blue.

Bon Chance
Mrs. Mary Luellen Anderson-Swanson
Administrator of the American Lifestyle Survey

Begin by clicking on a category in left hand column that interests you. You decide.

TO LEARN ABOUT THE AUTHORS -- CLICK HERE