What's the A.L.S.?

"Taking part in surveys is our
God given American patriotic right!"
-- Mrs. Mary Luellen Anderson-Swanson

Welcome to the American Lifestyle Survey (A.L.S.): A Survey for the Modern Consumer. The A.L.S. is a humor book that tracks American culture. Voice your misguided opinions! Learn what those other surveys don't want you to know about: Cookies, Game Shows, Credit Cards, Sexuality,Religion, Coupons, Robotic Dogs, Christmas, & More!

The A.L.S. is a printed humor book. It's 144 pages of fun and comes. There's exclusive categories in the printed book including: Science, The War, Religion and more.

Enjoy voicing your opinion!

Warning: Answering polls may wrongly make you think your opinions matter.

Note: It is very satisfying to participate in polls and surveys, which more and more are shaping our world instead of merely reflecting it. Polls will probably decide the 2008 election.