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Jumbo Pencil

What is more American than a Jumbo Pencil?

Each copy of the A.L.S. comes with a fully functional #13 Jumbo Pencil.

Perfect for tests, surveys, crosswords or just doodling, the A.L.S. Jumbo Pencil is nearly 11" long.

Warning: Jumbo pencils can be dangerous. Do not point at friends or family.

Note: The Jumbo Pencil is so cool, everyone will try to take it from you (especially smug academic authority figures), so don't let them see it!